The Kek Chronicles

Salacious Sunday

1writegirl — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 02:31:59 +0000

KEK OF THE DAY Dungeons and Dragons Kek
CUSTOMER PASSWORD: I’ve been very bad and need to be punished, and not that candy-ass punishment, I mean real chained up in the dungeon punishment!

Supernatural Friday

1writegirl — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 18:30:36 +0000

KEK OF THE DAY: Ouija Wonder Kek

CUSTOMER PASSWORD: I had an out-of-body experience the first time I laid eyes on your kek.

Rodeo Thursday

1writegirl — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 16:06:34 +0000

KEK OF THE DAY: Cowboy Skillet Upside Down Kek

CUSTOMER PASSWORD: If I lasso your kek while you’re in that hanging contraption, do I get to play with the clown?

Nutritious Wednesday

1writegirl — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 17:53:26 +0000

KEK OF THE DAY: Asparagus Bundt Kek

CUSTOMER PASSWORD: I’ve never put green kek in my mouth before.

Give Me Stamina Tuesday

1writegirl — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 15:48:04 +0000

KEK OF THE DAY: The Kek that Doesn’t Last

CUSTOMER PASSWORD: They have pills you can take for that, you know.

Spring Fever Monday

1writegirl — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 20:03:46 +0000

KEK OF THE DAY: Dirt Kek

CUSTOMER PASSWORD: I’m feeling the urge to get down on my knees in the garden.

Sorcerous Sunday

1writegirl — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 19:05:05 +0000

KEK OF THE DAY: Black Magic Kek

CUSTOMER PASSWORD: I’m so spellbound by your kek I would leave my husband.

Lost without you Saturday

1writegirl — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 17:59:24 +0000

KEK OF THE DAY: Gluten-free Garbanzo Bean, Asparagus and Beet-root Kek

CUSTOMER PASSWORD: Life without your kek tastes lousy.

Funereal Friday

1writegirl — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 17:37:58 +0000

The bakery is closed today.

Thunderous Thursday

Leigh Binder — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 20:15:02 +0000

KEK OF THE DAY: Cream-filled Exploding Splooge Kek

CUSTOMER PASSWORD: Still don’t get it?